you-ston

picture it - me, sad. forces outside of my control moved me to texas, texas, YE HAW and i'm afarid that the jolie-pitts have no intention of ever following me here. sure, i get back to louisiana from time to time but not being in new orleans full time has seriously made me question whether i will ever be able to return to stalking celebrities.

until now.

i learned this evening that this town is CHOCK FULL of celebrity. mc hammer? check. chole dao? check. that other guy who did some stuff at some point and got to be on the television? HECK YEAH CHECK. i'm thinking now that if i got some of these b stars on my side, they could hook me up with the jolie-pitt clan. surely you get a directory when you make a movie with contact information for folks in case you ever, say, need to call up george clooney and find out how to insert a central line in a pre-teen. fyi i totally saw him do that once so don't let him be all 'i'm not really a doctor' when you ask him.

when i see mc hammer the first thing i'm going to ask him is how to find the jolie-pitts. the second will be where he stands on HEW-ston v YOU-ston debate.