Saturday, January 3, 2009

an open letter to 2006

i'm sure that every year since 0 bc has struggled with issues of being significant. why will i be remebered? what contributions have i, eh, contributed to the history of mankind? if you think about it, it must be hard to be a year and it must suck ass to be 2006. take a second to think back to the 2006 and name 4 nifty things that happened in the world. whole lotta nothin.

the united nations declared 2005 'the year of microcredit' and 2007 'the year of the dolphin'

2006? 'the year of desert and desertification' i'm sorry, 2006, but's that fucking lame. it was slightly less lame when i first read it and thought that 2006 was the year of 'desSert and desSertification' but then i corrected myself and that fleeting street cred fled.

on behalf of years 2001, 2002, 2003, 2oo4, 2005, 2007, 2008, and 2009 i would like to offer an apology to you, 2006 for being the lamest two-oh-year.

1 comment:

shaughn said...

for the record, i KNOW that shiloh jolie-pitt was born in 2006 but a single j-p does not a hip year make.