another day, another jolie-pitt sighting in the city of new orleans.

i don't know where they were or when they were there but according to my trusted celebrity gossip webpages, the first family of the lower 9th ward were attending a movie premier here in the crescent city.

why wasn't i informed? sure, i know i don't follow local 'film' news or read the times picayune...or gambit...or really any book with words...wait, that's not true. once a week i read for the blind on the radio. wait, that's not true. i read in a soundproof room into a microphone that gets recorded and then transmitted via the magic of fm radio to blind people across the world who, i am sure, are really pissed off by the fact that today i inadvertently renamed the ' md anderson cancer center' the 'md anderson cooper.'

anderson cooper was in new orleans following katrina. you know who else was in new orleans following hurricane katrina? the jolie-pitts.