just because i haven't blogged in a while doesn't mean i've stopped my never-ending search for the jolie-pitts. i have, in fact, been looking in new and exciting places - denver! you know what's in denver? a sheraton. after five days in the mile-high city i can safely say that i know that sheraton like the back of my hand. i can also safely say that the jolie-pitts were not present at the sheraton.

not in my room enjoying a complimentary sierra mist.
not in the hotel bar with 6 dollar pitchers of guiness.
not in the lobby with the world's largest and most inefficient fireplace.
not in the ballroom with the eastern european catering staff who shout at you if you try to get two glasses of water instead of just the usual one because no one ever bothers to come refill your water glass.
not in line at the buffet where, inexplicably, there is always tofu.

maybe they were back in new orleans, enjoying the snow that i missed while i was at the non-snowing denver sheraton hotel and making perfect little jolie-pitt snow angels.